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This is a short poem made up entirely of actual quotations from George
W. Bush. These have been arranged, only for aesthetic purposes, by
Washington Post writer, Richard Thompson. A wonderful Haiku poem like
this is too good not to share.

MAKE THE PIE HIGHER

I think we all agree, the past is over.

This is still a dangerous world.

It's a world of madmen and uncertainty

And potential mental losses.

Rarely is the question asked

Is our children learning?

Will the highways of the Internet

Become more few?

How many hands have I shaked?

They misunderestimate me.

I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity.

I know that the human being

And the fish can coexist.

Families is where our nation finds hope, Where our wings take dream.

Put food on your family!

Knock down the tollbooth!

Vulcanize society!

Make the pie higher!

I am the Decider!

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"The vast majority of our imports come from outside
the country. "

" If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."

"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any
Governor, and that
one word is ' to be prepared '. "

" I have made good judgments in the past. I have
made good judgments in the
future."

"The future will be better tomorrow. "

"We're going to have the best educated American
people in the world. "

"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."

" We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part
of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe We are a part of Europe."

" Public speaking is very easy."

"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer
people going to the polls. "

"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or
may not occur. "

"For NASA, space is still a high priority."

" Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession
that teach our children. "

" It isn't pollution that's harming the environment.
It's the impurities in
our air and water that are doing it. "

"It's time for the human race to enter the solar
system. "